Chairman of the Board premiered in less than 2. In at least one city, it opened at the dollar theater, skipping first run establishments altogether. Playing to empty auditoriums from coast to coast, it was quickly yanked from release, managing to gross only 1. See what movies are currently playing at your closest Village Cinemas. You can also find out what movies are coming soon. Aside from cameo appearances as himself, Scott Carrot Top Thompson never again graced the silver screen after this bomb. THE OOGIELOVES IN THE BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE 2. Not every movie can claim to set some sort of record, which makes 2. The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure a very special film indeed. Opening in the summer of 2. Goobie, Toofie, and Zoozie as they attempt to retrieve a bunch of wayward balloons. During their escapades, they meet such characters as Bobby Wobbly Cary Elwes, Marvin Milkshake Chazz Palminteri, and Lero Sombrero Christopher Lloyd. Budgeted at 2. 0 million, The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure was promoted as an interactive experience in which kids were encouraged to stand up and make noise during the movie. The tots who did attend doubtless had plenty of room to sashay around the multiplex auditoriums, as the film set a new record for the all time worst opening weekend for a movie debuting on over 2,0. Its three day box office take from 2,1. GIGLI 2. 41o. Its somewhat amazing that Ben Affleck was able to survive 2. Gigli, a movie whose very title became shorthand whenever the subject of awful movies came up. Following the release of this debacle, who could possibly have guessed that the male half of Bennifer would go on to become both an award winning director and. Batman Affleck and Jennifer Lopez play Gigli and Ricki, two mob enforcers assigned to kidnap a prosecutors mentally challenged brother Justin Bartha. As they carry out their task, Gigli starts to fall for Ricki, even though he knows shes a lesbian. The romantic angle falls dismally flat because Affleck and Lopez have absolutely no chemistry together even more baffling, given their very public and steam real life relationship. To alleviate the tedium, Christopher Walken turns up for one scene, apparently doing an Al Pacino impersonation. Then Al Pacino pops up in a later sequence, also doing an Al Pacino impersonation. Romantic Horror Movies The Emoji Movie 123moviesAt this point in their respective careers, Walkens Pacino is easier to take than Pacinos Pacino. LEONARD PART 6 2. For five consecutive seasons, The Cosby Show was the highest rated prime time series in the nation. During this stretch, star Bill Cosby opted to test his clout at the box office by producing, co writing, and starring in 1. Leonard Part 6, an ostensible comedy about a secret agent who battles a vegetarian and the murderous animals under her control. Reviews were brutal, box office was nonexistent, and Cosby himself disowned the picture and urged folks not to see it. Those who did check it out could at least pass the time counting the number of Coca Colas spotted throughout the film Cosby was a Coke spokesperson at the time, and the product placement reaches a fever pitch. For his part, Cosby laughed off the whole ordeal, even appearing on Johnny Carsons The Tonight Show brandishing the three Razzie Awards he won for the film Worst Actor, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Picture. ALONE IN THE DARK 2. Most bad movies at least possess occasional lulls in their ineptness, brief moments salvaged by, say, a clever line of dialogue or an interesting character insight. Alone in the Dark, director Uwe Bolls amateurish horror yarn from 2. Scanners style. In this adaptation of the video game series, Christian Slater headlines as a detective whose interest in the supernatural leads him to a case involving demonic interdimensional beings. Tara Reid mispronouncing Newfoundland, by the way co stars as a brainy anthropologist, perhaps the most mind boggling bit of miscasting since a Bond flick offered Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist who strutted around in short shorts. Thanks to such flops as Postal and In the Name of the King, Boll has a stellar reputation for making terrible movies. Few, though, have been as mercilessly savaged and gleefully ridiculed as Alone in the Dark. EPIC MOVIE 2. 31.